So here is my first guess on what the Browns will do in 2007...
September 9 - Pittsburgh - What did I just write? Make it 21 out of 24. - LOSS
September 16 - Cincinnati - Mike Brown still hates the Browns for firing his father, seriously, like wishes death to the whole City of Cleveland hate. - LOSS
September 23 - Oakland - One of the few teams in worse disarray that the Browns plus the Browns have won 5 of the last 6, can't say that about most teams they play. - WIN
September 30 - Baltimore - The only team in the AFC North the Browns match up well against, but the Browns haven't won 2 in a row in almost 3 years. - LOSS
October 7 New England - The Browns used to own this series but have lost 5 of 6. Plus the Pats are a little peeved they blew the AFC Championship Game. - LOSS
October 14 - Miami - The Browns shut out the Fins in '05 but lost the previous 6. They are always good for one WTF win. - WIN
October 28 - St. Louis - Too much talent on the Rams. - LOSS
November 4 - Seattle - The Browns have never fared well against the Seahawks and the games are never close. - LOSS
November 11 - Pittsburgh - Day before my birthday? Irrelevant, make it 22 of 25. - LOSS
November 18 - Baltimore - The late season "turn the corner" tease. - WIN
November 25 - Houston - Mark it down, the Browns will win 2 in a row this year, seriously. Another team worse off than the orange and brown. - WIN
December 2 - Arizona - Arizona in December? Yeah right. - LOSSDecember 9 - New York Jets - Revenge for the Phantom Force Out! - LOSS
December 16 - Buffalo - Again a team in worse shape that the Browns. - WIN
December 23 - Cincinnati - Can you really expect 2 division wins in a season? No. - LOSS
December 30 - San Francisco - An up and coming team possibly fighting for a playoff spot? - LOSS
That would be 5 - 11 folks! A dramatic improvement over 4 - 12. This is off the top my head before the draft, before pre-season and before injuries but while the Browns talent gap is closing on the rest of the NFL it still way to wide.
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